Let me preface this by saying that I love the Marine Corps. I’m a Soldier, yes, but I spent my first deployment with nothing but Marines so they’ll always hold a special place to me. Plus most of my friends that joined are now former Marines as is my ex brother in law.
HOWEVER, no one talks more senseless, self absorbed, ignorant bullshit about themselves more than a Marine. Here’s a REAL LIFE example that I in now way fabricated.
Soldier: “Hi, I’m a Soldier”.
Marine: “Knife hand, good to go, Army pussy, what’s your MOS?! …Beer”.
Soldier: “Well, kind sir, I have the honor of serving with the US Army Rangers”.
Marine: “So, you’re a giant pussy?”
And there you have it. Another fine example of the complete and total disregard for logic that most Marines employ.
To be fair, the Army is much much larger than the Marine Corps and in my personal opinion, the Marine Corps by ratio has just as many shit bags as we do. It’s just way more obvious with us because there’s a fuck-ton more of us.
Long story short, who’s on bottom in this picture with perfect form? A Soldier. A boot no less! And who’s on top with the absolute worst form? A Marine.
Of course GENERALLY SPEAKING, Marines tend to be in better shape than everyone else, but I just wanted to take this rare opportunity to talk a little shit about a Marines push-ups for once. It’s not everyday I get to do that.